Saturday, May 27, 2006

5 for the day: Authority and Subordination

by Jeffrey Hill
D.A. to Callahan: “Where the hell does it say you got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects? Deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must’ve heard of the fourth amendment!”

Back in school, my friends and I routinely joked about making compilation videos of certain formulaic scenes that appear in movies, so you would have, for instance, a four hour video of episodes where the good guy cop visits the captain’s office to get his orders or a (new) partner or an ass chewing. That’s more or less where this 5 for the day topic starts: the relationship between an authority and its subordinates - police chief and beat cop, captain and sailor, lord and vassal - there are infinite manifestations of this relationship expressed in countless genres beyond cop thrillers. Each picture has something a little different to say about authority and the people below it – though invariably, when discord between the authority and the individual develops, sympathy goes to the the individual, never the authority.

1. Authority is inefficient

Dirty Harry
It’s hard not to mention Clint Eastwood in this discussion, since he’s chafed under more authority than I could shake a stick at, from this blueprint of the modern cop drama all the way up to In the Line of Fire. Sometimes, as in The Gauntlet, he’s at such absurd odds with authority that it results in a hail of bullets from the entire Phoenix police force. But Dirty Harry is particularly good because it lays out the different perspectives as clearly as possible. Inspector Callahan’s sole purpose is to stop crime. He has no tolerance for paperwork, waiting rooms or any sort of rules and regulations. His superiors are responsible for the bureacratic machine that Callahan must work through, though he sees it only as a machine of obstacles. Authority may keep him in partial check, but his respect for it is minimal. When he meets with the mayor regarding the serial killer case, the mayor asks:

Mayor: Alright, let’s have it…

Callahan: Have what?

Mayor: The report, what have you been doing?

Callahan: For the past three quarters of the hour I’ve been sitting on my ass in your outer office waiting on you.

Callahan is surly with every level of authority and the audience sympathizes because they see him on the street, getting things done while his superiors are focused on abstract things like civil rights and legalities.


2. Authority can be crazy

Mister RobertsTwo schools of thought on how to deal with authority permeate this picture. On the one hand is the Lt. Roberts (Henry Fonda) method, who chooses to intervene, as best he can, with the tyranny of Captain Morton (James Cagney) in order to lessen the burden to his men. On the flipside is Ensign Pulver (Jack Lemmon) who, despite grandiose schemes to humiliate the captain, chooses instead to stay completely out of his sight. So successful is he that halfway in the picture when he does run in to Captain Morton, Pulver must introduce himself.

Captain Morton: How is it I don't see you around much,Pulver?

Ensign Pulver: I've often wondered the same thing myself, sir.

Sure he has.

3. Authority can be maddening

Paths of GloryMicro and macro exchange fisticuffs in this brutal antiwar film, which is expertly designed to raise your blood pressure. Colonel Dax’s compassion for his men is up against a stone cold wall of generalship. The arbitrary and unjust punishment that's dished out, along with the command from on high to force Dax to choose who dies and who doesn’t is just….well, it’s infuriating just to think about.

General Mireau: If those little sweethearts won't face German bullets, they'll face French ones!

Even if Kubrick wasn’t attempting to demonize authority in this movie, I’m not sure it would be at all possible to breed any sympathy or understanding for their position.


4. Authority can be surmounted

Lord of the RingsLayers of authority do not necessarily constitute an immovable caste system – especially in Middle Earth. In The Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf the Gray visits Saruman, the White, who is the head wizard of the council, though still under the flaming eye of Sauron. The two square off after Gandalf refuses to do the wrong thing, by joining Saruman in an agreement that would inevitably be as trustworthy as a Hitler/Stalin pact. Saruman defeats and imprisons Gandalf at first, but by The Two Towers, circumstances have changed and Gandalf (now the White) is over the now defeated Saruman. Since Gandalf is all about restoring freedom to Middle Earth it is unlikely that Saruman would ever regain his position. In film, corrupt authority tends to collapse and righteous authority tends to last forever.


5. Authority must be obeyed

The 47 Ronin
Americans are completely comfortable mocking or disobeying authority – we relish it. Dissent is prized in our society – for some, above all else. Think of Harrison Ford sassing the President in Clear and Present Danger: “I'm sorry, Mr. President, I don't dance.”

And, if I recall correctly, the audience cheered. But what happens when the clash happens in a culture built on filial piety? I once watched 94 ronin – and not one of them was irreverent. "Chushingura" (47 Ronin) is a staple of Japanese literature, drama and film. From the puppet theater of Tokugawa Japan to modern day television, this true story has been made and remade more often than A Christmas Carol. For many, it’s a tradition to watch a version of the story on New Year’s Eve. Kenji Mizoguchi’s version was made during the war and it does actually celebrate adherence to authority, in fact, the story is about adhering to layers of authority that, because of conflict within those layers, requires the self destruction among Lord Asano’s vassels. The message is incomprehensible to an American, but part of the fabric for the Japanese.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Lost Thursday: Season 2, Ep. 23: "Live Together, Die Alone"

by Andrew Dignan

For a show the features polar bears in the jungle, the walking dead, malevolent trails of “living” black smoke and a landlocked slave ship, it’s some kind of an accomplishment that anything can really throw you for a loop at this point. But damn, I’m still trying to wrap my mind around that giant four-toed foot.

Short on concrete answers, but positively bursting with tantalizing new questions and out and out weirdness, Wednesday’s two hour finale “Live Together, Die Alone” (written by show-runner Damon Lindelof and regular contributor Carlton Cuse) represents everything that makes “Lost” one of the boldest yet most frustrating shows on television. Setting about closing the door on some of the show’s long-standing mysteries, the show goes about this by throwing everything including the kitchen-sink (as well as a washer and dryer set) at us poor overwhelmed viewers.

Like I said a couple weeks back, the show’s writers read our griping, and they once again responded: Have fun making heads or tails of this for the next five months.

Often the "Lost’s" greatest failing is the way it shoe-horns in extraneous flashbacks to pad-out the run-time. Not so here as “Live Together…” finds the show operating with an urgency that’s nearly dizzying. Covering so many events tied into the show’s ever-expanding mythology that even with a protracted run-time it barely is enough to give everything its due, the episode ostensibly answers what happens when you don’t press the button. Who is the mastermind behind the Others, who was in the hatch before Desmond (Henry Ian Cusack), and what caused the crash of Oceanic Flight 815? It answers these questions in the way that only “Lost” can, which is to say I’m more confused now than I was going in.

As expected, we learn that the yacht seen at the end of last week’s episode does in fact belong to Desmond, who's currently onboard and properly soused, having been unsuccessful in sailing home. We learn from Desmond’s flashbacks that he spent time in a British military prison for “not following orders,” an ambiguous crime no doubt destined for flashback treatment should Cusack return next season as a regular. Ordered to never again contact his girlfriend Penelope by her evil rich father, Desmond plans on sailing around the world in a yacht race sponsored by the old man, with both love and honor on the line, all so he can get back to his beloved Penelope (who’s no doubt in Ithaca… I swear this show veers uncomfortably close to homework at times).

Of course, the show being what it is, Desmond doesn’t just get any boat, but one belonging to the recently deceased Libby (Cynthia Watros with Joyce Dewitt bangs), who mere seconds after meeting the Brit on line at a Starbucks, pays for the guy’s coffee and hands over a yacht that belonged to her dead husband. I guess it’s true what the say about women and men with British accents.

In all seriousness though, I’d initially chalked this up to one of the show’s patented contrivances, but as it was pointed out to me, she does have a history of mental illness. Interestingly, she mentions her dead spouse was named David, and knowing that she shared time in the same asylum that Hurley did one can’t help but wonder if this is an intentional callback to the big man’s imaginary friend (or perhaps it at least explains further why she had such an affinity for the guy).

As we learned in the first episode of season 2, “Man of Science, Man of Faith,” Desmond eventually washed ashore, failing to finish the race and becoming de-facto caretaker of “the Swan.” What we didn’t know till now was that his hatch-mate for nearly three years was Inman (Clancy Brown), last seen coercing Sayid into torturing a man during the first Gulf War. Inman, wearing a flimsy hazmat suit and gas mask, drags the waterlogged Desmond from the beach to the hatch, claiming ignorance as to the whereabouts of Desmond’s boat. Inman speaks in Cold War spy riddles and asks if Desmond is “him,” possibly the same “he” that Henry Gale once spoke of in hushed tones.

Inman instills in Desmond a sense of fear in the island that not only keeps him pushing the button but confined to the hatch for years. He removes some of the shrouding from “the incident” that requires the routine of the numbers, foretelling the apocalypse that awaits them if the routine is broken (at one point when asked what he’s doing he wearily responds “saving the world”). Most importantly, while drunk and despondent he introduces a fail safe switch and the key which Inman cryptically tells us when turned makes “all of this go away.”

Much of “Lost’s” power stems from the way, we’re never certain how truthful the information we’re being told is, and how that misinformation can lead the characters (and the viewer) down a dangerous path. Nearly every authority figure’s motives are suspect and can often be debunked, as is the case with Inman who after allowing himself to be followed by Desmond, is witnessed removing his protective clothing and breathing apparatus (to prevent against “contamination” of course) and leads us right to Desmond’s boat, tucked safely away in a serene cove. Inman has fabricated the infection story to steal away time to repair the vessel and after being caught in his lie, tells Desmond “screw the button, who knows if it’s even real.” Is the man lying about everything or has he given us just enough rope to hang ourselves? In a fit of rage, Desmond murders Inman (who, despite “ten years as a spook” is startlingly easy to kill) only to find back at the hatch, the world has gone to shit.

The electromagnetic buildup that the numbers safely relieve has caused the hatch to go haywire. Remiss in pushing the buttons, Desmond frantically tries to execute the program as cutlery and cookware flies about his head and the computer menacingly reads “system failure.” Able to bring the system back online, it’s only later that Desmond learns that this phenomenon coincides with the exact date and time Oceanic 815 crash landed on the island. Guess that was a bad day for everyone.

Desmond isn’t the only one who allows himself to be misled in this episode. Locke—reverting to a rebellious teenager, spurning everything he once held sacred to prove he knows what’s best—finally gets his wish to see what happens when no one enters the numbers. Eko is lured away from the computer and kept at bay by blast doors (it’s so simple to trigger a lockdown, one wonders if this isn’t what happened in the first place back when Lock was confined by one a few episodes back) spending the rest of the show desperately trying to get back in. Convinced that they’re all trapped in an experiment in controlled behavior, Locke waits with Desmond for the timer to tick down to zero, certain in the anticlimax that awaits them.

Having witnessed first-hand the consequences of playing chicken with pressing the button, it’s initially baffling why Desmond chooses to go along with Locke’s plan. Yet the deeper we delve into his past, the more we see a history riddled with self-doubt and allusions to suicide. Sentimentally towing along Charles Dickens’ Our Mutual Friend, which he hopes to be the last thing he reads before he dies, Desmond has walked to the edge and seems destined to go down in a blaze of glory with Locke foolishly leading the way.

Oh, but poor Locke learns the err of his ways too late to do anything about it. In a terrifyingly cinematic sequence, the hatch literally folds in on itself in a violent flurry of electromagnetic energy once the counter reaches zero. Locke sadly apologizes to Eko for the fate his hubris has brought upon them as we at home resign ourselves to losing the show’s two most interesting characters and an enigmatic newcomer. Ultimately though, Desmond proves he does have the courage to “pull his finger out of the damn, and blow the whole thing up.” Convinced that it will save the lives of Locke and Eko, Desmond turns the key and we see a momentary, blinding white light that permeates the entire island accompanied by a low, mechanical rumbling. Ominously, the door to the hatch is hurtled through the air, landing miles away at the castaways’ camp.

The status of Desmond, Locke and Eko hangs in the balance, left unresolved at episode’s-end, but the fall-out of their activities is being felt a world away. For the first time in the show’s history we cut to the present-day world outside of the island where two tech geeks (speaking Portuguese I’m told) in the South Pole are in a tizzy over an electromagnetic anomaly. They quickly dial civilization to alert them of the situation only for the person on the other end to be revealed as Desmond’s lost love Penelope. At one point she told him, “with enough money and determination you can find anyone,” and if this is any indication, her wealth and perseverance may be leading her to a tropical island in the near future.

The business with the South Pole and Penelope is staggering, mostly because it eliminates several theories from the table regarding the castaways. We can most-likely strike that they’re in limbo, hovering between heaven and earth, as well as this all being a collective Jungian dream shared as the plane goes down. These people do still exist as does the world outside of them (scratch the “the island is a safe haven from the end of the world” theory as well). But why the South Pole? And does this have anything to do with a character referring to them all being stuck in a snow globe? And will this finally explain that damn polar bear?

Back to more people who’ve been misled, the hunting party bound for Others beach uncovers Michael’s deception, and takes it a lot better than I probably would. Revealed by Jack as a multiple-murderer who has betrayed his friends to the enemy, the quartet continue following Michael’s lead, who, unbeknownst to them, still has one more trick up his sleeve. Leading them to a clearing and not the beach we’d seen last week (where Sayid has secretly been dispatched), the castaways are debilitated by electro-charged darts, bound and taken away by the Others who had been laying in wait.

Gagged and taken to a dock, the captives learn the man behind the Others is none other than our favorite moon-faced former prisoner, Henry Gale. Staying true to the pact struck with Michael, Walt is returned to him along with a motorized boat and instructions on how to return to civilization. If the lack of underhandedness here comes as a surprise, then so should Gale’s proclamation that “we’re the good guys.” I’m starting to wonder if we’re not subjects of behavior control ourselves, spending two years rooting for our merry band of castaways who have been causing nothing but trouble for the poor people of the Dharma Initiative. Are they truly benevolent (I’m racking my brains here, and aside from Ethan stringing up Charlie back in season 1, I’m not certain they’ve actually harmed anyone, yet) or am I not the only one who thinks it won’t be smooth sailing for Michael and Walt back to the real world?

So Hurley is released to warn away the rest of the castaways while Michael and Walt drive off in the boat and Jack, Kate and Sawyer are “coming home” with Henry Gale and the gang. And that’s it. That was the season that was. I’d hoped to do a more thorough analysis of the season at large and how the finale subverts themes of “us vs. them” and expands upon the already touched upon issues of control and faith, but frankly my head is still swimming at the sheer amount of stuff thrown at us in such a short period of time. I feel like the best I can do is simply lay everything out and hope to make sense of it all at a later date.

All this text and I still haven’t even gotten into the fact that Inman drew the imaginary map inside the hatch, the abandoned facades over at Others’ beach, the pile of pneumatic tubes from “the Pearl,” the still-baffling love connection between recent mom Claire and suspected baby-napper Charlie, the giant bird that says Hurley’s name and, of course, that big old disembodied foot that looks like what the Statue of Liberty might have been like if Homer Simpson were used as the model.

Despite all the confusion it produced, there’s a refreshing level of candor to the episode, as characters found themselves openly discussing conspiracy theories (“my theory: they’re aliens” says Sawyer about the Others, giving voice to a scenario no more far fetched that the ones circling the net), applying common sense to what purpose Hurley could possibly serve to the Others (as a non-threatening town crier, of course) and criticizing “Mr. Friendly” (here referred to by his Christian name, Tom, much to his consternation) and his crape-hair beard. Since another widely shared annoyance about the show is how everyone seems to act like idiots most of the time, this has to be seen as an encouraging development.

The finale did what it’s supposed to do. Scatter its various characters to the wind, introducing new avenues of drama for next season and left us with baited breath to find out what happens next. I had hoped the episode might more definitively answer some of the questions that have been posed, but of course an answer is only satisfying for a few moments, while more questions will keep you worked up for months. Alright; sign me up for season 3.

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Monday, May 22, 2006

Sopranos Monday: Season 6, Ep. 11: “Cold Stones”

by Sean Burns


Can’t you feel it all starting to crumble around them?

It was another joyless week in Jersey, as this week’s episode, “Cold Stones,” set the stage for a mob war with Phil Leotardo’s New York crew in the same bleak, muffled tones we’ve come to expect from this season. Even the inevitable whacking of Vito Spatafore was a muted affair, occurring mostly beyond the frame-line and devoid of the show’s signature graphic violence. (On this morning’s Howard Stern Show, actor Joseph Gannascoli explained that not only was this one of four “endings” filmed for his character, but what aired was also a shorter and more discreet edit of the scene they originally shot.)

After spending the past ten weeks watching our characters try on different personas and alternate lives, it looks like everybody’s about to start slipping back into their old, now ill-fitting skins with a sigh of weary resignation. Vito’s attempt to buy his way back into The Life was half-hearted at best, complete with hollow-sounding re-assurances to his wife that he was on the verge of making things right with Tony.

It was an unexpectedly fine performance from Frank Vincent this week, as we saw stray traces of his ambivalence about killing Vito – it began to feel as if he was goaded into it by the double-barrels of his horrible shrew wife and the Catholic Church’s relentless persecution of gays. The episode was shrouded in homosexual panic: Phil “came out of the closet” before he whacked his brother-in-law, and then freaked out over the bodybuilding competition on TV. Tony walked in his living room to hear A.J.’s friends telling stupid gay jokes, and even T’s driver-side blow-job was a subtle callback to the first time we found out about Vito.

But the most significant development in “Cold Stones” was the almost complete un-raveling of Tony’s recent progress. The decision to get rid of Vito took a painfully visible toll, as Gandolfini blustered and sputtered a series of rationalizations (one of which was quite amusingly shot down by Silvio) before trying to dull his rage with whisky and strippers. Note the music cues that accompanied Tony’s night on the town: AC/DC’s “Back In Black” segueing into Skynard’s “Simple Man.” T immediately went back to being sullen and uncommunicative in his therapy, and I was convinced he was going to put that brat son of his in the hospital. (Have you ever seen a look of murderous disgust like quite the one Gandolfini registered upon seeing A.J. on the Internet in his underwear, “giggling like a fuckin’ schoolgirl?”)

Still unsteady on his feet, Tony dithered a bit in the face of Phil’s antagonism and was initially trying to strategize his way out of a war – too bad Silvio and Carlo accidentally got rid of that option. The killing of Fat Dom at Satriale’s --prompted by, again, more stupid gay jokes-- was one of the sloppiest and most brutal in the show’s history. (And how does Steve Van Zandt’s ridiculous wig manage to stay glued-on even when he’s getting a piggy-back ride like that?) There was a ghoulish brilliance to the shot of these two idiots playing cards next to the dead body, and Tony’s no nonsense appraisal of the situation (“Tell Gab I hope she gets over the flu!”) seemed to slam shut any doors that had opened since his near-death experience.

Vacation’s over -- it’s time to be the boss again. And Tony’s first move was to straighten out A.J. the way he should have years ago. (The cliched, jerky hand-held camera in the garage was director Tim Van Patten’s only visual misstep in this otherwise quite exquisitely helmed hour.) It was a scene that left the viewer strangely torn; seeing the Old Tony again, so cunning and commanding, was like being back somewhere you weren’t really certain you ever wanted to return. Still it was hard to stifle a cheer when he wiped the smirk of A.J.’s face by smashing the little shit’s windshield – back in black, indeed.

Of course, the real question on everybody’s mind is “Why so much Paris?”

At times, the travelogue aspects of Carmela and Rosemary’s trip seemed shoehorned in as a way for Chase to justify the expense of an overseas shoot. (On the other hand, having just sat through Ron Howard’s shockingly pedestrian use of the same areas in The DaVinci Code, I was simply thrilled to see location footage photographed with a bit of panache.)

Just when she started to seem hopeless, Carm’s finally starting to ask questions about Jackie Jr., and admit it-- you knew she wasn’t going to be able to sleep in a strange hotel without having another Adrianna dream. Falco’s such a mesmerizing actress; I was captivated by the contradictory play of emotions across her face throughout the trip, and found her mini-existential crisis surprisingly moving. (And as our pal Alan Sepinwall pointed out in his Star-Ledger column, the Eiffel Tower’s searchlight was a neat visual rhyme with the airport beacon outside Coma Tony’s Costa Mesa window.)

Also touching was Tony Sirico, hunched and glowering in the corner throughout the episode with barely a line of dialogue to call his own. The former buffoon is radiating a terrific sadness these days – a perfect fit as the troops seethe with dissatisfaction, getting ready for a pointless war that nobody wants, and an inevitable ending that will probably feel like a mercy-killing for some of the most miserable people in television history.

It’s all going to rot these days – Silvio pointed out that there are rat turds in Satriale’s kitchen and the Bada Bing’s sign is covered in bird-shit. But Carmela assures us that no matter how much we worry, in the end everything gets washed away.

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Friday, May 19, 2006

5 for the day: Wilder's wares

by Odienator


While accepting the Foreign Film Oscar for Belle Epoque, director Fernando Trueba said "I would like to believe in God in order to thank Him. But I just believe in Billy Wilder, so thank you, Mr. Wilder." Legend has it that, to request a screening of Epoque, Wilder called Trueba and greeted him by saying "Hello, Fernando? This is God."

I've thanked De Lawd plenty of times, but somehow never got around to thanking my favorite director. Today's Five for The Day attempts to reconcile that grievous error. Yet rather than listing five Wilder films (which you are welcome to do), our five for the day goes the thematic route, opting to cite five themes consistently found in Wilder's work. This is not a scholarly lecture nor is it a reach-around and post-coital foot massage for auteur theorists. I'm doing it this way solely so I can cheat. I'm greedy, and asking me to talk about only five Wilder movies is like asking Matt to disregard The New World.

The cynic in Mr. Wilder would be proud. After all, his movies are full of greedy characters out for themselves no matter what the cost. Herewith, the Wilder Side of the Odienator:

1. Adultery- If the Deity of Trueba handed commandments to Moses, Chuck Heston would have only gotten nine. Adulterers and would be adulterers are legion in Wilder's work; his obsession seems to be to break this commandment and, as far as commandments go, it's more breakable fun than the one about worshipping False Idols. Married Tom Ewell's pursuit of The Girl With No Name (Marilyn Monroe) in The Seven Year Itch (1955) gave cinema its most indelible image of Marilyn. Walter Neff's (Fred MacMurray) attempt to sell insurance to married Phyllis Dietrichson (Barbara Stanwyck) in Double Indemnity (1944) produced a no less indelible cinematic shot of Stanwyck. Is it coincidence that both scenes focus on the actresses' legs, as if the road to damnation were trod by them? Even Fran Kubelik's (Shirley MacLaine) legs come into play in The Apartment (1960), except she uses hers to trod off Damnation Road when idiotic corporate peon Jack Lemmon tries to make her walk off a sleeping pill overdose.

With movies like Avanti (1972) aka "See Jack Lemmon's flatter than Kansas naked ass and Hayley Mills' sister's ta-tas!" and Kiss Me, Stupid (1964), we'll be here all day if we stay on this topic. Speaking of Kiss Me, Stupid

2. Debauchery- Billy Wilder was a cynic, a sexist and a pervert (see why I love him?). There's always something dirty and blatant going on under the surface of his pictures, threatening to escape and throttle the Catholic Legion of Decency. Subtly rendered smut was for Preston Sturges, whose "hide the naughty premise" masterpiece, The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944) is a Eureka! moment of cramming an R-rated scenario into a G-rated picture. Compare that with Some Like It Hot (1959) and the scene that puts Jack Lemmon in a confined space with several scantily clad women, all the while making a less-than-hidden allusion to Lemmon getting a boner in drag.

With the escalating crumble of the old Code rules, Wilder tossed out Irma La Douce (1963) and the aforementioned Kiss Me, Stupid (1964). The former has Wilder's DeNiro, Jack Lemmon, becoming the accidental (accidental?!) pimp of a woman whose name looks like a feminine hygiene product. To keep her from ho'ing, Lemmon buys all her time. The latter is Wilder's smarmiest dirty joke, wherein Dean Martin (playing a womanizing singer named "Dino") shows up in Climax, Nevada, goes to a cocktail lounge named The Belly Button and winds up boning the wife of a songwriter named Orville J. Spooner (Ray Walston). The fact that Spooner actually DID want Dino to bone his wife, in exchange for getting Dino to sing some of Spooner's songs, is just part of the dirty joke. The punchline is that Spooner hired a hooker named Polly the Pistol (Kim Novak) to portray his wife in the seduction. Instead, Dino winds up being seduced by Spooner's ACTUAL wife, Zelda (Felicia Farr). Zelda gets wind of her hubby's deception and decides to give Dino something Wilma Flintstone never did. Got all that?

3. Deception- "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and my Monkey," sang the Beatles. In Wilder's view, people had plenty to hide. Ginger Rogers pretends she's a twelve year old girl (and looks about as realistically 12 as Martin Short looked 8 in Clifford) to deceive Ray Milland in The Major and the Minor (1942). Jack and Tony pretend to be Coyote Ugly chicks to escape George Raft in Some Like It Hot (1959). Garbo pretends to have a sense of humor in Ninotchka (1939). And Mr. Lemmon deceives a Cleveland Browns player by hyping up the extent of his injuries in The Fortune Cookie (1965).

People's monkeys also had plenty to hide, as far as Wilder was concerned. The Absent Minded Professor's monkey had to hide its exploration of Barbara Stanwyck from Edward G. Robinson ("where's that Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse?" says Edward G.) lest his owner be pinned to a murder. Joe Gillis' (William Holden) monkey has to hide its displeasure in exploring Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson) on Sunset Blvd.(1950) so that she'll think he loves her, will buy him things and support his starfucking habit. Ray Milland's monkey has nothing to hide, at least not in this picture, but its owner has a penchant for stashing booze in the chandelier during The Lost Weekend (1945).

4. Addiction- Since we're hanging from Milland's light fixture, let's shine some light on Wilder's treatment of addiction. The obvious choice is The Lost Weekend, with its still-shocking DT sequence and its shaken and stirred protagonist. But there were other addictions to be had: Kirk Douglas' addiction to the media spotlight has fatal consequences in Wilder's unfairly maligned Ace In the Hole (1951). James Cagney's addiction to Coca-Cola and Scorsese-style-speed-speaking causes Communist confusion in the underrated masterpiece One, Two, Three (1961). And Wilder's own addiction to Jack Lemmon (whom he used seven times) caused him to make Buddy Buddy (1981), a movie so bad Wilder retired after making it.

5. Sarcasm- I've said enough. It's time to let 21-time Oscar nominee Wilder and his cohorts, Charles Brackett, I.A.L. Diamond, Raymond Chandler, and D.M. Marshman, Jr. speak for themselves. See if you can figure 'em out.

a) "She married a communist? That's going to be the biggest thing to hit Atlanta since General Sherman threw that little barbecue."

b) "I picked you for the job, not because I think you're so darn smart, but because I thought you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit. Guess I was wrong. You're not smarter, Walter... you're just a little taller."

c) "When you're in love with a married man you shouldn't wear mascara."

d) "There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five."

e) "He's so full of twists. He starts to describe a donut and it comes out a pretzel."

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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Lost Thursday: Season 2, Ep. 22: "Three Minutes"

by Andrew Dignan

“Previously on ‘Lost’…” Not just a nifty way to recap the events leading up to last night’s episode, but also an apt one of describing the actual show itself. At times walking a fine-line between a new episode and one of those annoying, “Destination: Lost” clip-shows they get Peter Coyote to narrate and stick on TV in the dead of April, the Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz penned “Three Minutes” showed us exactly what happened when Michael ran off into the jungle in search of his kidnapped son Walt (the long absent Malcolm David Kelley) only to return weeks later a cold-blooded killer.

And it kind of looked a lot like the episode “Hunting Party” which aired back in January.

Feeling like a lull between the fireworks of the last couple of shows and the ones sure to come next week, the episode goes about setting up the odd circumstances that will require Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Hurley to follow Michael into the jungle armed to the teeth to raid the Others’ camp and get Walt back, while attempting to humanize Michael’s betrayal as an act of fatherly devotion. We probably didn’t require Eko’s story about a young boy killing a dog that bit his sister to understand where Michael’s head is at, but it certainly underlined the issue: nothing matters more than reuniting his family, no matter what the cost.

In one of the rare instances of the show using its flashbacks to advance the plot as opposed to fleshing out back-story—rarer still for being set entirely on the island—“Three Minutes” finds us repeatedly moving back and forth between the present and the events of thirteen days ago when Michael first disappeared. We know this is the timeframe because the show none-too-subtly stamps the date at the bottom of the screen each time we jump around in chronology (apparently remembering that Michael in a sling = present, no sling = past is too taxing on us poor viewers). It’s a bit of a nitpick, but it’s also representative of the episode’s redundant nature, as it tries to make information we’ve already seen appear exciting and new. Did you like “Mr. Friendly” (the great character actor MC Gainey in full Grizzly Adams beard) chastising Jack and company for “putting their feet up in another man’s home” before? Good, because you’re about to hear part of it again only now with Michael, gagged and held at gunpoint, looking on from the sidelines.

Of course, the entire episode wasn’t just a cleverly edited recap, it only felt that way. Tied-up and walked to the far side of the island, Michael (and we the viewers) get our first prolonged look at the Others and the beachfront tents and shacks they call home… or at least want us to think they call them home. Up till now shown masked in shadow, filmed from the waist down or viewed through the haze of heavy medication, the skulking Others finally got some of the demystification treatment this week. Hell, Michael first stumbles upon one of them played by Michael Bowen (not sure if his name is Buck or if he still likes to fuck) in broad daylight taking a whiz.

After getting roped up and marched off to the Others’ camp, Michael walks past a group of dirtied-up refuges from the Road Warrior who don’t appear to be having the Club Med adventure that the castaways on the other side of the island have had. Despite access to the Dharma Initiative’s underground network of hatches (we see two armed gunmen standing guard in front of a hatch) and a better understanding of what the island really is, this is a dour, spartan bunch that by all outward appearance lives in abject squalor.

We’re introduced to the mysterious Ms. Klugh (yes it’s pronounced “clue”) who has some very pointed questions about Walt, that Michael, had he taken a more active role in parenting, might have been able to answer. One question that we can certainly answer even if Michael can’t is “Did Walt ever appear in a place he wasn’t supposed to be?” If only poor Shannon were still alive to back up our accounts of his apparition-like appearances.

The motives for bringing Michael back to their camp aren’t externalized but the one for his release is: they want their man “Henry Gale” back and say they’re willing to part with Walt in order to get him. Demanding proof they have his son, Michael is granted a short reunion (hence the episode’s title) with Walt. It’s been almost a year since we’ve seen David Kelley at any length and, much to my surprise, the young actor seems to have dodged the puberty bullet with his name on it. It certainly helps with the verisimilitude of the show and its condensed timeline, but this is a ticking bomb that’s bound to go off any day now. Someone keep this kid in steady supply of coffee and cigarettes.

But the Faustian deal Michael strikes with Klugh—played by the actress April Grace who knows a thing or two about interrogations having broken Frank TJ Mackey in Magnolia—doesn’t end with aiding “Gale’s” escape (nor does Michael settle for simply getting Walt back, shrewdly holding out for the motor-boat we saw Mr. Friendly tooling around in). Klugh has a list of four names; four castaways whom she wants brought to her for reasons that I suspect will loom large and unanswered well past next week’s finale. When asked how he’ll get these people to follow him to their camp, Klugh tells him to make up a story because “they’ll be angry enough to believe whatever you say,” perhaps anticipating the horrible things Michael will have to do to cause this chain of events.

Back in the present, Michael proves to be the most pathetic liar since William H. Macy tried to fudge the serial numbers on some car loan forms in Fargo, stumbling, stammering and in short making the worst sales pitch imaginable that Kate and the 300+ lb Hurley would make better rescue party members than former Republican Guard and certified badass Sayid would. As Sawyer brilliantly puts it “even though Pippy Longstocking and the damn Grape Ape are ideal candidates for the ‘Dirty Dozen,’ I’m just gonna’ say we might want to bring the red beret.” You would think that the situation wouldn’t require Sayid’s Corleone-esque gift of perception to figure out that something fishy is going on, but since no one else does, it’s all the better for our castaways he pulls Jack aside to let him in on his suspicions.

Sayid’s read of Michael would appear to level the playing field a bit for next week’s assault/ambush on Others’ beach and the appearance of an approaching schooner in off shore (perhaps the one that brought Desmond to the island?) at episode’s end is the sort of out-of-left-field capper fans of the show live for, but I can’t get over the feeling that we spent the week in a holding pattern. It doesn’t look as if either Locke or Eko have reported on their discoveries of last week’s episode and most of what we learn about Michael’s motives had been correctly inferred by astute viewers. The real trinket of new info from this episode is Klugh’s list, which is interesting more for who’s not on it (no Locke or Eko or pregnant Sun?) than who is.

The feeling of déjà vu in “Three Minutes” permeated beyond the recycled footage as well. Here we are, yet again, presiding over a teary-eyed, beach-side funeral of a beloved cast member (two of them actually). There’s Charlie further wrestling with his drug addiction. I swear Charlie even makes the same joke to Eko about not writing or calling that Bernard made three episodes back.

In general, I found the episode marred by writing lazier and more hackneyed than usual. Vincent, the dog dropping the heroin-concealing statue literally at Charlie’s feet, was such a perfect moment that I’m willing to ignore how contrived it was, but I’m less willing to overlook the dopey following scene where Charlie makes a big show of hucking his stash into the ocean while Locke watches on silently. Charlie nonchalantly dropping “vaccine” he “found” in Claire’s lap without running it by island doc Jack, and Claire doesn’t bat an eye (hey, didn’t this guy try to drown your baby a couple weeks ago)? Sawyer’s heart to heart with Jack as he grieved over Ana-Lucia was downright embarrassing, containing not only a drunken frat boy confession (“…you’re about the closest thing I got to a friend, doc”) but also a cheese-ball, macho bullshit exit line of “at least now we get to kill somebody” followed by the lock and load of a shotgun. Yeesh, get thee back into Tango & Cash where you belong. Locke cutting himself free of his leg brace and literally stepping on his crutches as he walks off into the sunset (couldn’t he have kicked over his old wheelchair along the way?). And could Hurley have perhaps waited until after he finished Libby’s eulogy to tell Michael he’ll ride with him to get Walt back? Are we certain Stephen E. de Souza didn’t ghostwrite this thing?

As for advancing the show’s mythology, the episode chose to illuminate the one element of the conspiracy I’m not especially interested in: who are these crazy, jungle-lurking Others? Having gotten rapped on the knuckles (and rightly so) for jumping to the conclusion last week that the numbers were meaningless, I maintain a healthy level of skepticism that the Others grunginess and hobo-town was all a façade; we already know Friendly’s wearing a false beard and as Walt pointed out “They’re not who they say they are. They’re pretending.” But to what end, this ruse? Do they work for Dharma? An off-shoot of Dharma? Are they squatters or castaways themselves? Are they really less imposing under half an inch of dirt or is the idea to be more so? And is this all a charade just for Michael’s benefit or do they hang out like this all day, like they’re employees of Plymouth Plantation?

We also were reintroduced to Alex—played by the dangerously jailbait-looking Tania Raymonde—who’s most likely the daughter of Danielle Rousseau, the mad Frenchwoman. Last seen assisting Claire escape in her then-pregnant state, Alex takes time in-between smacking Michael in the back of the head with the butt of her rifle to inquire just how mother and child are doing these days. It’s interesting that the girl (presuming she is in fact Rousseau’s offspring) was forcibly taken from her mother as a child and is now a conspirator herself. One wonders if Walt is destined for the same kind of Patty Hearst-like attachment to his captors if he doesn’t get the heck out of there. Maybe Michael’s rescue is coming not a moment too soon.

So, next week: the long awaited, two-hour season finale that JJ Abrams has promised is better than sex, ice cream, baseball and Bacardi 151 combined. The real deal or breathless claims meant to assuage people still bummed about last year’s finale? As long as it doesn’t end with us staring up at Jack and Locke from inside another hatch, I’ll say it’s a step in the right direction.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Keep up, or get out of the way: an interview with film critic Walter Chaw

By Jeremiah Kipp


As newsprint-based dailies and weeklies get the squeeze in terms of word count and content, one increasingly has to look to the World Wide Web for no-holds barred criticism. If FilmFreakCentral.net film critic Walter Chaw feels uncomfortable with the "Web critic" label, it might be because the medium throws amateurs and professionals onto the same playing field, and studios and publicists fail to distinguish between the wheat and the chaff. But when you find an online critic with writing chops as strong as Chaw's, you don’t want to keep him to yourself. Where many Internet-based reviewers mimic the acerbic aspects of Pauline Kael, Chaw takes his caustic, occasionally hostile wit so far that one sometimes wonders if the Paulettes might ask him to tone it down a little. Barbed language aside, though, Chaw's approach owes less to the obvious film critic models than to satirist, science fiction author and cultural pundit Harlan Ellison, who famously said, “Not everyone is entitled to an opinion. They are only entitled to an informed opinion.”

In that spirit, Chaw often references artistic sources that predate cinema's brief history. Praising Martin Scorsese’s "The Aviator" as an “ode to needing to make movies—and needing to watch them,” Chaw invoked William Blake’s “idea of gods created in the breast of man [being] transmuted into the cult of personality and the patina of nostalgia for the titans of the silver screen’s golden age. This is a shrine to individualism and a critique of the dreadful cost of individuality.” In his review of Harmony Korine’s second film, Chaw said that Puccini's 'O Mio Babino Caro' aria from 'Gianni Schicci,' a plaintive appeal for the acceptance of a lover, finds itself scattered throughout 'julien donkey-boy' to further underscore these themes of alienation, sexuality, and a frustrated desire for familial harmony.” Chaw clearly expects his readership to keep up or get out of the way.

He shows an affinity for art house fare, singing the praises of Claire Denis’s astonishing and frequently misunderstood masterpiece "Trouble Every Day' as “the most insightful film about sex and gender that has perhaps ever been made.” But he’s equally quick to assault the pretentiousness of Sundance favorites like "Primer," writing, “I suspect that a lot of people are afraid to admit they don't understand what's happening in the film, which talks too much in too stultifying a fashion, obscuring its heart of glass with blizzards of expositive candy.” He is frequently accused, at least by those who write in to FilmFreakCentral.net, of being an elitist and a snob.

But those readers might be surprised learn how many mainstream Hollywood films Chaw has championed over the years. He has given four-star reviews to "V For Vendetta," "King Kong," and "Spider-Man 2," which he said “takes chances with its story that lesser films would not, affirming, along with 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,' that big-budgets don’t just by the fact of them quash unique, distinctive, ambitious voices.”

Chaw rages against the Hollywood machine's depictions of class, gender and race, puncturing political correctness, but assailing films that still think it’s okay to use xenophobic or chauvinistic stereotypes. His jihad against dumbed-down content is so wide-ranging that I’ve occasionally wondered if he needed to take a break. He's incinerated movies that were paper-thin in the first place: 'Bringing Down the House,' 'The Dukes of Hazzard,' 'Bulletproof Monk,' 'xXx: State of the Union,' 'Last Holiday.' Maybe he justifies his vitriol on the grounds that he watches this junk so we don’t have to.
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Jeremiah Kipp: Where did you grow up?

Walter Chaw: I was born and raised in Wheat Ridge, Colorado, where I went to school with the children of Denver Broncos and Coors. They called it “White Rich”, my high school. I was one of three Asians in the building, I think, [during] my three years there. I like to say that I didn’t even know that I was Asian until freshman year of college. I went to lots of neighborhood six-plexes as I was growing up, and a couple of art houses that I never went to until I moved to Boulder in my late teens.

JK: What were some of your formative movie-going experiences?

WC: I saw "Star Wars" when I was three before I could speak English (it’s better that way, perhaps) and spent the next 10 years playing with action figures and wrapping tubes. My wife remarked once how interesting she found it that men of my generation all knew how to breathe like Darth Vader instantly. I saw "Dragonslayer" when I was eight and spent a goodly portion of it hiding underneath the seat in front of me—didn’t stop me from seeing it three times that summer. Also, I sat through three consecutive screenings of "Back to the Future" with a pal of mine by telling the ushers that we’d missed the opening and would leave after a few minutes. The film that decided me on this path, though, was a screening of "The Conversation" for a college critical theory course...It was the first film that competed with poetry, literature and music in my mind as a testament to the soul.

JK: When did you get started as a film critic, and was this helped by the rise of Internet film criticism?

WC: About seven years ago now, I guess, occasioned by a massive heart attack that my father happened to survive. It caused me to reassess the path I was taking into owning a corporation and working something like 80 hours a week. I didn’t want to end up in my early fifties with a spotty relationship with my family, terrible stress, terrible health, wondering how it was that I squandered all the important things in my life in the pursuit of some hazy idea about financial/material comfort—though, ironically, being really poor and a freelance columnist puts you right back into that straitjacket in a lot of ways. I will say that the decision probably saved my marriage, though. It wouldn’t have happened as quickly without the Internet, for sure. I’m not a good hoop-jumper. Query letters and résumés give me migraines, [though I’m] probably just lazy or mentally ill. The Internet allowed me to essentially just write--to post/publish in free public forums, and to eventually get picked up to do a few pieces in cult analog journals before [editor] Bill Chambers asked me to go to work for FilmFreakCentral.net “full time”.

JK: I assume then that it’s “full time” without getting paid.

WC: This is true—or, at least, not paid in the traditional manner. I’ve parlayed my visibility through the Web sites into teaching assignments, public speaking opportunities, festival panels, and now books collecting the reviews published annually. But from the start, Bill had a strong philosophy about pop-up ads and so on, so that even before the Internet ad bubble popped, we weren’t exactly cash cows in terms of selling bandwidth for sponsors. It does keep us honest though, in that I don’t know if I’d be as moral if I were banking [Roger] Ebert’s, or even a living, wage.

JK: Has the public perception of Internet critics changed since you’ve started?

WC: I don’t believe that it’s changed at all. People who know about it as its own entity either embrace the freedom of discourse online or scorn the same. The great thing about the Internet is that everyone has a voice. The terrible thing is that everyone has a voice—ditto film’s digital revolution—so we tend to get lumped in with the Ain’t It Cool News-type gossip/blog sites rather than the “legit” online sources like Salon or Slate. Feast or famine.

JK: You’ve had some big issues with the way films are screened for critics. Can you describe your essential gripes with the system, and recommendations for changing it?

WC: It’s a complicated thing. I’m in a small market here in Denver—lots of stuff never makes it this far within months of their East/West releases, if ever. We don’t have private screening rooms and there are a goodly percentage of major releases that sport private, daytime showings only for “major daily” writers. Internet guys are shut out completely. I’m not certain—and here’s the complexity—that I’d even argue with that ban in 99% of the cases. Of course, I don’t think that I deserve to be lumped into that ghetto. [But] it still burns, and it gets worse as time goes on. It’s harder, not easier, sitting in a public/filled screening, rubbing elbows with the entitlement freeloaders, the pass-rats, the other Internet guys who work out of their basement without editors or taste, and the rude. [It’s harder] knowing that there was a better way to see this film just a few days earlier with just one or two other critics in the auditorium. I had a falling out last year with the Denver Film Society over a festival screening of "Brokeback Mountain" that Focus Features allegedly shut all “Internet” critics out of. Less than a week later, of course, Focus sent all of us in the Online Film Critics Society a DVD screener. So my big issue with the screening process is it’s undemocratic and essentially corrupted with an eye towards manipulating the absolute best result somehow for the studio. I don’t know what the truth was in that festival screening, but I do know a few of the yahoos who did get the invitation, one of whom can’t spell and has never crafted an elegant sentence, and boy if that didn’t sting.

The only recommendation I have is that national publicity read the reviews that we, collectively, produce. If my work doesn’t stand up to that of my “major daily” peers, then it doesn’t. But if it does—and taking into consideration that our “circulation” is more than three times the circulation of both Denver major daily papers combined—then treat me accordingly. Of course, there are some films that are only screened with the public to confuse or influence, I guess positively, the critical response. I don’t see how kids kicking your chair, answering cell phones, narrating to one another, and generally acting like asses can influence you positively, but there you have it.

JK: Do Internet critics have any influence whatsoever, or are they just mosquitoes dive-bombing Hollywood's white elephant?

WC: We’re all just mosquitoes dive-bombing Hollywood, man. Unless you’re Ebert, and then you can manipulate the middlebrow as their most-beloved enabler and mouthpiece and then go on to influence the Oscars. The function of film criticism seems now more than ever—if you’re genuine about what you do—to just be on the record when the wind changes and we move away again (if we ever do) from all this consumer reportage of bankable product. I’m not concerned about anything other than putting on paper what my reaction is to a film within the context of my personal experience and prejudices: strengths and shortcomings. Pauline Kael was asked once why she didn’t write an autobiography, and she pointed back on all of her reviews and said that she already had. I believe in that. Good film criticism, any good criticism, is 1% savvy, 99% auto-psychoanalysis. I don’t like Kael, by the way. I think she was a brilliant writer, but a mean person, a borderline personality, and a shaky critic. She did have a way of articulating ephemera like performance and fashion, though. But ultimately, I’m not certain her bully tactics and popularization of film criticism did anybody any favors.

JK: Are you in the Andrew Sarris camp?

WC: Not exactly. I think auteurism is a grand place to begin a discussion of a film and I think that Sarris’s great contribution to the conversation is that permission to stratify directors—but ultimately, like Kael’s “gut & fuck” philosophy, it’s strict ideology applied to a slippery beast. I’d much rather take the bits from each that are useful for my own deconstructive instincts, and use them as sharpening stones, if you will, for my instrument. That’s a pompous way of saying that I’m a product of my experience and the things that I pick up along the way, from [Sigfried] Kracauer and [Lotte] Eisner to [Manny] Farber to Sarris to Ebert and Kael. They just feed into the mess of my own critical shortfalls, convictions, and contradictions.

JK: Can you name some movies that in retrospect you feel you were wrong about? If there’s any auto-psychoanalysis involved, as you said earlier, one has to admit we look back on earlier decisions and learn from them, including learning from our mistakes.

WC: Spike Lee’s "The 25th Hour." I was ambivalent about it, disregarded what admiration I felt about it at the time, and underestimated the power of the auteur presence in that piece. Looking back on it as I have a few times since then, I can almost not think of a Lee film that I respect more. "Summer of Sam" has, likewise, risen in my rearview. I was wrong about my effusive praise for "In the Bedroom" as well. I went so far as to name it the best of a year that also saw "The Royal Tenenbaums" and "Mulholland Drive," so yeah—pretty far off on that one. I was a sucker for the melodrama and a sucker, too, for Marisa Tomei’s amazing facility with weeping. Looking at it now, I still admire Tom Wilkinson and Sissy Spacek (and Tomei’s) performances, but the whole thing feels a little…well, a little Canadian to me now.

JK: What are your thoughts on organizations of Internet critics like the Online Film Critics Society [OFCS]?

WC: Well, I think that they’re problematic when they have no desire to limit membership or establish bedrock standards so as to make themselves unimpeachable as an institution. You don’t invite someone to the New York Film Critics Circle just because they live there. You shouldn’t invite someone to the OFCS just because they can’t find an analog outlet for their writing. Essentially, you become useless when the perception—even amongst your membership—is that you’re bloated by non-professionals [who don’t have] a lot to add to the conversation. Too much liberal panty-twisting is to blame—this idea that no one is qualified to judge critical standards. It’s the kind of soft thinking that’s killed liberal arts in American colleges and, more, the kind that makes me very suspicious of the value of their film criticism. If you’re not sure you’re qualified to say what’s good, you’re probably writing equivocal pap that’s wasting all of our time.

JK: Broadening the discussion, what is the state of film criticism today?

WC: It’s bankrupt and in bed with the industry for the most part. I think a lot of us are bought and sold. When Sony invented a film critic to create blurbs for their films, I wasn’t so much dismayed as I was thinking that there are a lot of people I’ve met in the flesh in this business who were also invented as film critics by the studios. Did you ever hear the story about journalists personally invited to Skywalker Ranch pre-Episode One and offered a list of blurbs (pre-screening) that they would like their names associated with in the publicity materials?

JK: Sure.

WC: I just saw a thing for the new animated "The Wild" the other day with yahoos calling it the best animated film of the year—and I know that until last week, there wasn’t even a print cut of it. And, more, it’s the goddamn fourth month of a year that’s going to have a new Pixar film. I don’t care if these idiots bleed when they’re cut, you can’t tell me that they’re not studio, test-tube inventions.

JK: Are there any critics out there you feel are taking passionate, provocative or contemplative looks at cinema? Who are the critics you read regularly?

WC: I read Jonathan Rosenbaum because he’s brilliant, if sliding into obscurity most times now, Armond White, J Hoberman, Michael Atkinson—I like a lot of The Onion AV Club though more in the past than now—all of them because they take a sociological prism to film that will make their work on the medium endure...I used to read Godfrey Cheshire when he was at the New York Press, and I’m glad to have found him again. I avoid Ebert because it’s heartbreaking after a while to see the kind of apologist and glad-hander he’s become, who likes 75% of everything he sees.

JK: For a while, you were struggling with the idea of continuing to run interviews with filmmakers and actors on FilmFreakCentral.net. What was the source of your frustration, and what made you decide to continue the interview process?

WC: I was contemplating throwing in the towel for good at that moment, all aspects of it, so dropping interviews, [which] I did for a couple of months, seemed a good partial measure. I was just sick of feeling grateful for getting interviews. It’s some kind of personality defect or something, this need for recognition or acceptance or respect in this business that’s so niggardly in regards to any and all positive feedback. But I came to a point where I started to wonder why the only interviews we were ever getting offered were from one guy out here who represents a studio where the publicity reps actually read our work. Doesn’t take a lot of digging to figure out which studio that is. But even after we did these massive pieces on David Cronenberg and John Sayles and so on and so on, we were still just getting offered, like, first-time documentary filmmakers stumping for mediocre works. Requesting guys like Charlie Kaufman or Wes Anderson [above] or even Steven Soderbergh was just out of the question. We wouldn’t even get the courtesy of a “no” from the decision-makers. Fact is, though, that if you fight the machine, the machine wins—so we’re back to doing interviews, though I’ve been a lot more selective about who I try to chase down.

JK: You are very active on the blog for FilmFreakCentral.net. What are the advantages of having a blog?

WC: My editor offered the blog in large part to give all of us a vent for our frustrations. At least that’s certainly the direction that I take in my writing there. I did do free-form reviews of "The Last Detail" and "Swimming to Cambodia" there, too, and hope to do more with a few of my favorites into the future. But as a means to blow off a little steam, it’s rejuvenated me a lot this year.

JK: Yeah, talk about auto-psychoanalysis!

WC: No kidding. I’m way too poor to go to a real therapist, I’m the best that I can afford and film and film writing is my Rorschach. What I put down to paper right now is full of stuff I hope to be able to decode somewhere down the line. I’ve also been rejuvenated by the fact that I’m reviewing about a third as many films by this time of year as I have in the last six.

JK: Do you feel you need to cover every movie that comes out on a given week, or as many movies as possible, to feel you’re on the front lines of film criticism?

WC: I did, I did. Now, I just feel like I need to see them sooner or later…certainly before a year-end list, maybe in second-run, maybe first. The urgency to cover them weekly has diminished. Bless [my editor] Bill for letting me ease up on the throttle.

JK: I mean, does the world really need another review trashing "Failure to Launch"?

WC: Well, yeah—I understand the gist of your question, but that is a particularly vile picture. There’s not enough trashing sufficient to bring that one down in the rearview. The spirit of your question, though, is an interesting one, and in truth I don’t take much satisfaction anymore in trashing a film that’s just bad in an inoffensive, sort of incompetent sort of way.

JK: Does the fact that you have children affect the way you perceive movies, family movies, "children's" movies, and/or movies in general?

WC: I don’t think so, not yet at least. But in saying that, I have to acknowledge that having children is so transforming a life event that the way that it’s affected my watching and writing could be something that I’m unaware of until somewhere down the road. I will say that I don’t write my reviews like some do, with caveats like “My toddler loved it: 3 stars!” One of my favorite saws is that our culture, when it says that something’s “just for kids,” it means that it’s better (food, toys, clothes), except when it comes to film. Then “it’s just for kids” means that it’s [such] an appalling piece of shit that no person of any kind of moral or developmental maturity could possibly wring the slightest bit of edification or enjoyment from it.

JK: You frequently cite references to literature and poetry in your reviews, including William Blake, John Donne, T.S. Eliot and William Faulkner. Could you describe how your literary tastes have evolved, and how you find it a useful point-of-reference in your reviews?

WC: Is it frequent? I thought the hate mail beat it out of me. My training is in British Romanticism and critical theory, primarily; they are, at least, my great loves.

JK: Obviously, it couldn’t hurt if your readership is inspired to read.

WC: This is true, but I’m not evangelical about my tastes or experiences. I don’t—as Ebert did this year at the Conference on World Affairs at Boulder—my, what a gasbag he’s become, between commenting proudly about his love of tits to his recollection of last year spent reading the works of Willa Cather—[I don’t] demand that folks who read me have read the same things that I’ve read, nor gotten the same things from those texts for sure. Rather, when I’m talking about a film, I’m talking about my experience of it, and sometimes the only way that I can relate that experience is through an analogue. Sometimes, too, like with Brett Ratner’s piece of shit "Red Dragon," a discussion of the poems and paintings upon which the source was inspired [see above] leads to a few insights into the film. I got heat for referencing Blake in that review, by the way, which is particularly puzzling because it’s sort of like catching hell for mentioning Shakespeare in a review of "West Side Story."


JK: You’ve been a partisan of movies adapted from comic books/graphic novels to cinema, such as "Batman Begins," "Sin City" and "Hellboy." Is it fair to say you don’t look down your nose at that popular art form?

WC: Absolutely fair—and don’t forget "A History of Violence" and "From Hell." I love graphic novels, and was a big Neil Gaiman junkie, for all of Gaiman’s self-regard. His "Sandman" series for DC’s Vertigo line was transformative for me in that medium. They’re just bound storyboards, aren’t they?

JK: I don’t believe that at all. I think they’re two radically different mediums.

WC: [Listen,] almost no other medium is as conducive to filmic translation and when you begin to capture the work of Frank Miller—and "Batman Begins" is an analog to Miller’s "Dark Knight Returns"—in atmospherically faithful adaptations, I’m as slavering as the next fanboy about it. But, of course, it can be done poorly. "Constantine" comes to mind, as does "Road To Perdition," as does any adaptation, I suppose.

JK: You've also adopted some seemingly controversial takes on older films, such as "Casablanca" (three stars) and "Dark Victory" (one star). Do you feel you’re attacking these films in a modern context, or viewing them from their place in film history?

WC: Ah, and "Gunga Din," too. I got some nice, juicy hate for that one, too. Regardless of the place of films in history -- and I do think that it’s important to talk about that if, like with "Casablanca," there’s actually a semi-interesting thing to say about [that] -- the best art breathes no matter the era or the context. With "Casablanca," I just don’t get the romance/sacrifice of its love story and so the rest of it: Curtiz’s static camera sets, Bogie’s Old Hollywood heroic postures. The story is done better, more cinematically and with more humanity at stake, in Alfred Hitchcock’s "Notorious," with Bergman and Raines again, and Cary Grant in place of Bogie. With "Gunga Din," I found the treatment and characterization of the title character to be frankly abhorrent. He’s compared to a performing elephant most of the time. I’m consistent across the board with being repulsed by stuff like that. It’s one thing to excuse its empire-attitudes as byproducts of the age, and another to excuse cruelty and ignorance at any time. You walk a line sometimes, but Mickey Rooney’s Mr. Yunioshi in "Breakfast at Tiffany’s" was never “okay.” Good thing I’ve never been asked to review "Gone With the Wind."

JK: Do you feel you have any catching up to do with films pre-1960?

WC: Always. Post, too. I never will know everything that I want to know, nor see everything that I want to see. I recently saw that Val Lewton-produced "The Seventh Victim" and almost wet myself in excitement. Robert Wise’s "Blood on the Moon," too: a revelation.

JK: Despite the fact that in some circles you’re accused of being an elitist, you’ve shown populist taste in your praise of certain studio pictures such as "King Kong" and "Black Hawk Down." How do you figure some of your more hostile readers accuse you of hating all Hollywood movies when you’ve gone out of your way to recommend these and other blockbusters?

WC: My more hostile readers seem to fall into two camps: the ones that liked the "Star Wars" prequels sight-unseen—did you know that Lucasfilm put us on a “banned” list?--and the ones who read one of my reviews and stalk off to flame me on some chat board somewhere as being some arthouse champion, blinded to the charms of "Fantastic Four" or "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen."

I’m curious as to what review sets people off, really. Is it that I hated "Failure to Launch" or "Eight Below" that you’re now making the assumption that I hate mainstream films? What about my dislike of garbage like "Crash" and "March of the Penguins?" My tastes are pretty Catholic. I put "Fahrenheit 9/11" and "Passion of the Christ" as co-“Worst Of’s” a couple of years ago, but I still get these weirdo emails from folks who loved the drab/harmless "Chronicles of Narnia" flick about how the “Lion loves you passionately anyway,” while prehistoric feminists lambaste me for disliking "The Hours," and black people pepper me for saying that "Bringing Down the House" is a racist picture, and on and on. What I’m saying is that most people who hate me haven’t read more than one—if that—review of mine in its entirety. I’m not making a play for “man of the people” here, but I agree, according to Rotten Tomatoes, with the consensus a pretty depressing 73% of the time. I think what gets people is that I’m not all that equivocal about dislike of a film and, more, will actually say if something is repugnant about a picture’s message, or if it patronizes its audience. Folks don’t like to be called—even if it’s just by the association of their affection for a picture—racist, misogynistic, dimwits with retarded critical faculties. Can’t say that I blame them, but unless they’re willing and able to frame a cogent response to my outrage about some of that shit, they’re just bolstering my sad, hermetic little beliefs about the kinds of people who get a real charge out of "North Country" and "Million Dollar Baby."

JK: How would you respond to the perception of you as a “bomb-thrower,” or a guy who employs hyperbole to get a rise out of people?

WC: Is that the perception of me? I think that’s the easy way out of assessing what it is that I actually write about in my work. Maybe I don’t succeed—I certainly don’t for those folks. Let me say that in my mind the “guys who employ hyperbole to get a rise out of people” are the Earl Dittmans and Jeffrey Lyons and Larry fucking Kings of the world who call every neo-Stanley Kramer piece of leaden dreck that floats down the bilge the “best film of the year” or “a masterpiece” or “the first great. . . of the year.” When I look at what I write--and I seldom have to, thank god--I hope that what I’m seeing there is a real, throbbing outrage at films that are out to do harm and, on the other side, a real live joy at films that feed me. Stuff that’s just out to make money off of easy stereotypes and nakedly shill to robotically-demarcated demographics of imaginary people– and looping back around, here, offering up all this feckless garbage to the blind eyes of the vast majority of the critics in lofty positions that I (if no one else) hope are manning the gates—makes me exhausted.

You sense a sea change this year with all the unscreened films, don’t you? I think the studios are getting wise. It’s like the girl who molds her boyfriend into the model boyfriend and then dumps him for being boring and untrue to himself.

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Monday, May 15, 2006

Sopranos Monday: Season 6, Ep. 10: “Moe ‘n’ Joe”

By Sean Burns

How many amazing James Gandolfini reaction shots can you squeeze into one hour?

The hulking bear of an actor might have the most expressive eyebrows since John Belushi, and they certainly got a workout in this week’s episode, “Moe ‘n’ Joe.” Of course, there’s never a shortage of great Tony faces when Janice is around -- and Aida Turturro’s hilariously monolithic self-absorption was cranked up to eleven this week, reminding us all how much her shrill, anarchic presence has been missed since she’s been relegated to background status this year.

Last week I wrote of expecting “fireworks to come” in this year’s final three episodes, but I’ve begun to back off on that prediction. (It figures -- whenever I think I can guess what’s going to happen on this program, I’m inevitably proven wrong.) As our friend Alan Sepinwall noted in the comments thread, this batch of episodes seems headed more towards an implosion than an explosion. “Moe ‘n’ Joe” continued in the same muted tone of the past several weeks, and while several important plot turns occurred, the execution was again low-key, almost lifeless. Rewatching these past few episodes I’m noticing a very deliberate slackening in the drama -- this is how their world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

The final breaking of Johnny Sack by the Feds was almost too excruciating to watch. Vince Curatola has been such a powerhouse on the program over the years (he also smokes a cigarette with more style than anybody in showbiz) it was something of a heartbreaker to see this once pompous, quick-tempered boss glumly accepting his fate, barely able to work up enough energy to curse his “friend” Tony Soprano for swooping in and stealing his wife’s house right out from under her.

There’s a vivid sense rightnow of everything just sort of ebbing away from our characters. It was another hour about the very palpable fear of weakness: Loudmouth Paulie is finally rendered soft-spoken, with his strangely moving secret cancer revelation, and Tony can barely bring himself to look at the ailing Bobby Bacala – already the show’s resident castrato, now emasculated even further by a humiliating eyepatch after an embarrassing mugging. Christopher has no choice but to stand by helplessly while the Feds tow away his precious pilfered Maserati, and Tony is forced to spend a dinner listening to all sorts of disrespectful blather from one of Johnny’s semi-legit business partners. Did you ever think the day would come when some civilian could shit-talk Tony Soprano like that and not wind up in the hospital?

No wonder T was taken back with such admiration by Janice’s vicious dressing-down of bratty Bobby Junior – it was the episode’s only display of strength!

At last we understand why Vito’s Gay Hampshire was rendered in such over-the-top idyllic fashion. In a throwback to that brilliant moment in “Long Term Parking” when Christopher sees a ratty vision of his future
at the gas station, Vito realizes that even heaven on Earth isn’t quite worth it if you have to actually work for a living. His abject uselessness on the construction site – another of the hour’s uncomfortable wallows in weakness – was unfortunately over-cooked by a voice-over narration, the series’ first. I’m always hyper-sensitive to any shake-ups in the program’s rigidly classical format, but there was nothing in that narration that wasn’t already being conveyed visually.

Drunk and listening to “My Way,” Vito returned not just to New Jersey, but to his old way of life, coldly executing an innocent man in an underplayed wide-shot. Again, there was nothing momentous about the presentation of his virtual suicide, just an air of seeping, depressing inevitability.

So did Tony finally reach some sort of peace regarding his relationship with Janice? Another surprisingly productive session with Dr. Melfi tackled the way his sister has scarily morphed into his mother (I believe Janice even dropped a couple of Livia quotes during the episode.) Did Tony finally recognize that his resentment of Bacala is because he sees too much of himself in the way the teddy bear is ground down daily by this impossible woman? It’s tough to tell, as Gandolfini’s usual masterful performance once again showed us a man rocked by contradictory impulses that he can’t even explain to himself.

Maybe the Sacrimoni house was a genuine gesture of goodwill, or maybe was it just another way to stick the shiv in Carmela? One might expect the newly faithful Tony Soprano to be devoted to his wife, but his inability to cheat seems to be making him resent her more than ever before.

It doesn’t help that Carmela, the most willfully blinkered character on the program, is currently laboring under the delusion that this real estate project will give her some sort of identity outside of Tony’s shadow – and yet she still needs him to lean on the building inspector. Carm seems to die a little bit inside every time Angie Bompinsero takes a business call, but in typical “Sopranos” fashion, it never occurs to her that she wouldn’t have such headaches right now if she only considered building the damn house legally. She’s been living outside the law for so long that this is a completely foreign concept, and let’s credit Falco for plumping new depths of petulant un-likeability when she didn’t get her way.

But the episode’s clear highlight was when Tony reacted to one of Meadow’s crying jags the way we viewers do – with profound disinterest. “You know who’s good to talk to about this stuff… your mother,” he offered, with those exhausted eyebrows speaking volumes as he tried to figure out how he could disentangle himself from his weeping daughter long enough to get his breakfast out of the microwave. Every ding of the oven’s timer brought another hysterical grimace from Gandolfini -- a sharp comic encapsulation of this season’s grumbling, weary discontent.

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Sunday, May 14, 2006

Charting The New World


By Keith Uhlich

Hi everyone. First-time blogger Keith Uhlich here with my inaugural contribution to The House Next Door. This one's been a long time coming and it's appropriate that it is finally finding a home on Matt's blog since it's about his favorite subject: Terrence Malick's The New World. As I'm sure most of you know, there are two currently circulating versions of The New World: the 150-minute pre-release cut (henceforth the first cut) and the 135-minute theatrical/home video cut (henceforth the second cut). I managed to see the first cut twice before it ostensibly vanished from the public eye, then ended up seeing the second cut three times, and it was during this latter period that I took extensive notes detailing the differences between the two versions. I mentioned to Matt that I was planning on writing an extended essay about the two cuts for my primary publication, Slant Magazine, and Matt very kindly announced the upcoming essay (which he preliminarily described as "exhaustive") in one of this blog's numerous New World entries. Time passed. I wrote about nine or ten paragraphs that I was exceedingly unhappy with. More time passed. The film disappeared from theaters. And then I basically seemed to be of victim of what Al Swearengen very sagely advised on Deadwood: "Announcing your intentions is a good way to hear God laugh." Well, he who laughs last: With the official release of The New World DVD this past Tuesday I've been given a handy excuse to once more make my intentions a reality. What follows is a numbered, point-by-point subjective breakdown of The New World's two versions. Though I have full confidence in all the differences I note herein (having seen both cuts very close to each other) I did rely primarily on memory during my research, as I did not have the means to do a side-by-side comparison of the two cuts. I think it works better as a blog entry than as an essay and I hope it will act as a much-needed rebuttal to those (among them New World producer Sarah Green and film critic Roger Ebert) who have rather ridiculously stated, in one form or another, that "You won't notice the changes." I think this quite strongly proves otherwise.


1) Prologue and finale are exactly the same in both versions. Malick essentially leaves the entryway and exit (both scored to Das Rheingold's ominously triumphal arpeggios) untouched while reworking the interior. Consider the film a river that, in the first cut is all about ebb-and-flow - Malick will often lead us down a dead-end tributary (typically signified by a cut to black) before retracing his steps and continuing along the main body of the river. In this sense he is as much an explorer in the first cut as the viewer is. The second cut is, conversely, about movement. Here Malick is our guide and the tributaries are not blocked, but flow ever onward, out of and back into the river's main body. "Ebb-and-flow" and "movement": two equally valid thematic metaphors for the destructive/creative forces that effectively birthed, and continue to shape, the United States, the latter metaphor being especially potent when taken in view of the cartographic end credits, which conclude in both versions with a westward pan over the soon-to-be-California coastline.

2) Expansion of the character of Captain Newport (Christopher Plummer). In both cuts, Captain N